When things look too good to be true, it's 'cause they are,
But I forgot that when you smiled across the bar,
Little did I know what was in store,
You took me home; you said I was your perfect bloke,
But just then something seemed to put me off my stroke:
A Moseley poster on your bedroom door

You're my Nazi Girl,
Yeah; you're my Nazi Girl,
You're my Nazi Girl

I must confess I felt a little trepidation,
'Bout sleeping with a member of the Aryan Nation,
Fascist fetishism just ain't me,
I told her that I had my doubts; it wasn't right,
She said not ev'rything in life is black and white,
An irony she didn't seem to see

She's my Nazi Girl
My first and only Nazi Girl,
She's my Nazi Girl

She suggested róle-play; I said "where's the harm?"
Until she tried to brand a serial number on my arm,
Screaming "rape me now, you Jewish, Gypsy coon!"
In a boudoir well-equipped with chains and nipple-clamps,
She tried to spank me with a copy of Mein Kampf,
Nazi sex had me howling at the moon

She's my Nazi Girl
She made me feel like Poland
She's my Nazi Girl

In the morning light I thought I saw a chance;
We could put aside our politics and find romance,
Maybe we'd agree to disagree?
You were cute and witty, I was quite impressed,
Until you asked me to nip out and buy the Daily Express,
I said "that's the last you'll see of me"

You're my Nazi Girl
Auf Weidersehen mein leibchen,
You're my Nazi Girl

The last place that I saw her was the TV screen,
She'd firebombed a gay bookshop for C18,
The papers said she'd get from one to three,
She was quite a woman but a bit too similar,
To the late and unlamented Herr Heinrich Himmler,
I hope they throw away the fucking key

She's my Nazi Girl
Go and fuck yourself, you freak
She's my Nazi girl

How does it feel getting off with a National Socialist?
How does it feel getting off with a White Power activist?
How does it feel getting off with a confirmed Eugenicist?
How does it feel getting off? Well; I must be some kind of masochist...